Washington had wooden teeth,
Which made it hard to talk.
Long John had a wooden leg,
That thumped as he would walk.
Captain Hook had just one hand,
Which meant he couldn’t juggle,
And as for Humpty on the wall,
Just sitting was a struggle.
Pecos Bill had quite a job,
Riding all those twisters,
But I think my life’s worst of all,
‘Cause I have three big sisters.