A Hard Life

Washington had wooden teeth,

Which made it hard to talk.

Long John had a wooden leg,

That thumped as he would walk.

Captain Hook had just one hand,

Which meant he couldn’t juggle,

And as for Humpty on the wall,

Just sitting was a struggle.

Pecos Bill had quite a job,

Riding all those twisters,

But I think my life’s worst of all,

‘Cause I have three big sisters.